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Jesus Christ, what an Idiot

01/11/2022
By: Zona Sur

While juan may not agree or disagree on whether the Senator from Kansas is an idiot or not is irrelevent.
One thing is certain, Fauci is definitely a Faustus

In the prologue the ancient tale of Dr. Faustus, the Chorus introduces the story of Faustus to the readers. He is described as being "base of stock"; however, his intelligence and scholarship eventually earns him the degree of a Doctor at the University of Wittenberg. During this opening, the reader also gets a first clue to the source of Faustuses downfall. Faustuses tale is likened to that of Icarus, who flew too close to the sun and fell to his death when the sun melted his waxen wings. This is a hint to Faustuses end as well as bringing to the readerss attention the idea of hubris (excessive pride), which is represented in the Icarus story and ultimately Faustuses.

Faustus comments that he has mastered every subject he has studied. He depreciates Logic as merely being a tool for arguing; Medicine as being unvalued unless it allowed raising the dead and immortality; Law as being mercenary and beneath him; and Divinity as useless because he feels that all humans commit sin, and thus to have sins punishable by death complicates the logic of Divinity. He dismisses it as "What doctrine call you this? Que sera, sera" (What will be, shall be).

Faustus instructs his servant Wagner to summon Valdes and Cornelius, a famous witchcrafter and a famous magician, respectively. Two angels, called the Good Angel and the Bad Angel, appear to Faustus and dispense their own perspectives of his interest in magic and necromancy. Though Faustus seems momentarily dissuaded, he is apparently won over by the Bad Angel, proclaiming, "How am I glutted with conceit of this" ("conceit" meaning the possibilities magic offers to him). Valdes and Cornnelius declare that if Faustus devotes himself to magic, great things are indeed possible with someone of Faustuses learning and intelligence.

In a Breaking news report fro0m the Daily Beast, AJ McDougall, a Breaking News Intern said the following:
Published Jan. 11, 2022 3:08PM ET

A fed-up Dr. Anthony Fauci was heard on a hot mic calling Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) a “moron” after Marshall repeatedly demanded more financial disclosure from Fauci during a Senate hearing on Tuesday. Marshall held up a giant fake paycheck to illustrate the fact that his staff couldnt find Faucis public financial disclosure. Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases and Bidens top health advisor, snapped back that his finances were readily available, and had been “for the last 37 years or so.” He added that Marshall, who blamed “the big tech giants” for concealing Faucis finances, just had to file a public information act request to view his disclosures. “You are so misinformed that its extraordinary,” he seethed. As Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA) shut Marshall down and regained control of the proceedings, Fauci could be heard muttering to himself, “What a moron. Jesus Christ.”





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